Thursday, April 1, 2010

An original movie script involving Norman, a giant Isopod

I saw this creepy isopod thing on the Nat Geo News blog and it made me wonder how freaking awesome it would be to have a fishtank with one of these guys swimming around in it.

Creepy Isopod Thing

First a few details about giant isopods:

1. They are giants.
2. They are isopods.
3. They are most commonly found in the deep-sea.
4. They are a good example of deep-sea gigantism.

Now for an original movie script about a giant isopod named Norman:

Imagine if you will a little fish, probably purple, swimming around. He's enjoying his environment. Little does he know he's the product of an artificial environment, ie he lives in a fish tank. Next imagine Susie, a pretty young woman, admiring the little purple fish.

"Oh doesn't he look so happy swimming around and around?"

Cue ominous music.

Now imagine the little purple fish starting to look to his left and his right, he clearly knows something is amiss. Oh no! What is creeping out from behind the large piece of coral?

It's Norman! The creepy giant isopod!

"OH NO!" Susie screams. "Swim away little fish! Swim away!"

But alas it is too late for the little purple fish. Norman has eaten him.

End movie.

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