Her name is: Katie.
She is: skinny.
With: Red hair. (Where the fuck am I going to get red hair?)
Why I hate her: You may or may not have met 'Sex on Skates' but he's totally in love with me. Well maybe not, but I'm working uber-hard at making him in at least lust with me. And then I find out I'm not the only one making Sex Pies. WTF?
For serious ya'll there is about to be a bloodbath, I'm not kidding.
PS - Somebody tell me a good pastry recipe with bourbon. SOS loves bourbon!
Pour the bourbon on your body, if he doesn't drink it off of you then it wasnt meant to be.
ReplyDeleteThat may be the best advice anyone has ever given me.
ReplyDeleteooooh im bout to cut a bitch!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know right!
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