Moxy on the Move - Bass Pro Shop

Moxy wanted a real adventure, so we ventured to the Bass Pro Shop at Concord Mills Mall.

Moxy trying on a hunting hat.

The bad thing about being an uglydoll is that your antennae get in the way sometimes. Especially when you're trying to rock a Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom hat. Moxy decided that her hat would have to have holes cut in it for her antennae.

Moxy posing with the fishes in the fish tank. Or a fish really.

So apparently Bass Pro Shops at Concord Mills Mall in Concord, NC has the most ginormous catfish known to man kind. Well it may not be that big but it is huge! Unfortunately he was too big to get in this picture so here Moxy is posing with a smaller but equally nice fish.

Please ignore the blurriness of this image. It was artistically done so as if you too were on the
"Party Barge 200" partying it up with Moxy.

Who knew there was a pontoon boat named the Party Barge 200? But there is. And Moxy has decided that this is the boat she would like to purchase, but she's going to need to get a job first.

Moxy being eaten by the fish mailbox!

Although she does not yet have a house, when she does get one she would like this mailbox. Moxy however does not like to be eaten. By a plastic fish or a real one. She also does not like to be mailed anywhere as she shares the same aversion to postal workers that I do.

Mooses are really quite large.

Really, really large. Moxy was a little bit afraid of the moose. But he was a friendly moose, a very friendly moose. In fact he was sad when Moxy had to go! I think he's a lonely moose. The bushbuck on the wall behind him did not look friendly at all.

You can't see Moxy when she's in her camouflage.

Seriously, you can't.

It was really hard to find her.

Our trip to Bass Pro Shops was fun and enlightening. But we did find that there are obviously not a lot of women that roll through the Bass Pro Shops because we got lots and lots of very strange looks. Especially at the gun counter. Maybe we will go to the gun show next weekend...