Moxy on the disabled person's cart.
Apparently Moxy is lazy and would like to stroll around the grocery store in the motorized shopping cart. Unfortunately she is too short to steer it and I was not about to look like a fool riding around the Harris Teeter with an Uglydoll in my lap who is not disabled or morbidly obese. You seriously have to draw the line somewhere.
Moxy is a part of your nutritious breakfast?
While trying to figure out what cereal Moxy would probably be if she were a cereal the answer became blatantly obvious. And no it's not the Kashi or the Corn Flakes. She is definitely not sweet like honey nor is she shredded. Cooky? Yes. Loco? Yes. Rocks in her brain? Maybe.
Uglydolls can be found in your local grocer's freezer section.
Who knew? Between the tater tots (Yum!) and pierogis (I have no real evaluation about pierogis. Apparently they're brilliant?) you can find frozen Uglydolls!
Actually Moxy figured out that she does not enjoy being cold or having her antennae smushed. It's really awkward getting into with a doll in the middle of the grocery store for having shoved her in the freezer. You gets lots and lots of odd looks. . .
Oh well. We survived and everyone is the better for it. Snackies were obtained and everyone was happy happy happy.
See you next time!
Actually Moxy figured out that she does not enjoy being cold or having her antennae smushed. It's really awkward getting into with a doll in the middle of the grocery store for having shoved her in the freezer. You gets lots and lots of odd looks. . .
Oh well. We survived and everyone is the better for it. Snackies were obtained and everyone was happy happy happy.
See you next time!
Man, I love the Teet so hard. Those last two are kind of scary, actually. She looks like she just travelled through space and time to fuck with your frozen food needs.
ReplyDeleteWhich she did! I totally forgot to get Tots and I was right there with them! WTF?
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